Upload your room.
Get roasted.

A funny score, actual design fixes, and a realistic upgrade plan for the space you already have.

Private by default. No public room gallery.

01 / PICK YOUR ANGLE

How should we judge it?

Three quick steps

Your room gets the truth, then a direction.

Upload

Score + roast

Makeover moves

02 / ADD A PHOTO

Roast mode

I confirm this is a room photo I’m allowed to share. It’s sent for analysis and isn’t added to a public gallery or saved by RoastRoom.

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